Scared Witless Witness

When I left my house this morning there were two Jehovah witnesses on my doorstep. Unfortunately one of them was stunningly beautiful. She gave me a magazine with a picture of a nuclear explosion on it, and asked if I was worried about the threat of nuclear war. I replied I was not. She stated that many people are, but there was no need to worry as the bible predicted the event. It did not reassure me that my nuclear annihilation or slow painful termination from radiation sickness has been foreseen.