You define me

I'm trying to get a new word into the English language. Delia's managed it, so why can't I? My journey starts here, so please spread the word, like butter (or marmite if you're into that sort of thing).

Guy-fi: A film or films in the action/adventure/popcorn-munching genre, more suited to male viewers with detachable intellects. Realism, emotional involvement and brunettes are all noticeable by their absence. Special attention should be paid to large explosions, protracted chase sequences and spontaneous love scenes as these represent the slowly diverging dialectic of the film's examination of what exactly it takes for one to Kick Some Ass. Examples include, but are not limited to, Terminator 2, Top Gun and Ernest Goes To Camp.