Dancing Monkeys

I know many, many readers all lie awake each night thinking 'sure, John's blog is pretty gosh darn funny/poignant/incredible, but shucks, what's he really like as a person? In the flesh? Boy, if only I could live to see him perform; golly, then my life would truly be complete.' Well, guess what kids? You guys can come and watch me work. And not just me, but others even more talented than myself! (It is possible, just.) We're launching 'bigger than ME', a monthly evening of individuals collecting. They'll be music, magic, monologues, and mmm-comedy. People will talk of it for years, so be there. Our first stop is Battersea, Sunday 13th of February @ 7.30pm, 2 Crosland Place, Taybridge Road, SW11 5PJ. If you'd like more information, just give me a call on 07802 770 966, unless you are a crazy person who's just stumbled on this site, then please don't call me but still feel free to come along.