Mythical
Has anybody watched that show dragon’s den? They’re not dragons. A dragon wouldn’t have the disposable income to go investing in some stupid idea like inflatable soap... have you seen their insurance policies? And since when have dragons lived in dens? Badgers live in dens, otters live in dens, even cub scouts make dens. Dragons live in Lairs! Nothing more scary than a lair. Unless of course it’s a council lair. Brr.

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