See Life on Stage

I'm watching a Dolphin show, and I wouldn't like to admit this to anyone, but I'm jealous. Jealous of their attention, jealous of their applause, just plain jealous. I mean, all they're doing is knocking a few balls around and jumping through hoops... You should see what I have to do to get fed! My beloved turns to me and offers me some ice cream. What's wrong? She asks. Nothing, I say, glaring at the overgrown cabaret fish.