Cuckoo

Clockwise. It's a useless term. A term that fogs the mind of me. We're going clockwise around the room, they say. I'm going cross-eyed picturing the hands of a clock horizontally. And what's anti-clockwise? Someone who really doesn't want to know the time? Why can't we just say we're going right? Or left? Or whichever direction clockwise is. We had a good system! Who messed it up with this talk of clocks? Well two can play at that game. Now when people ask me the time, I'll say, hey, it's ten past the right angle. Or, it's perpendicular to six.