Not for the squeamish

At home we have a separate bathroom and toilet, which is very good for when someone takes an extra long bath, but very bad for that moment when you're in the bathroom, you've locked the door, jumped in the shower, turned on the water and realised you really really need to pee. There's no pain like it in the world!! And whoever designs the bathroom layout always places that sink invitingly close. You're looking at it thinking 'Well I've only got to wash my face in it... it might be cleansing?' Next time you find yourself in that position, point the water at your face; you'll spray like an elephant! I don't know what it is, but something about that water on your face makes your bladder burst like a dam. Or, if you don't want to do it to yourself, next time you're having a shower with your partner, sharing a tender, loving moment... spray them!! 'Ha ha! Made you piss! ... eurrggh'