This isn't that funny

Elijah Wood has a lot to be upset about. He lands the lead role, Frodo Baggins, in one of the most adventurous film undertakings of all time. He's the saviour of the world, the hero of heroes! Surely, he must have thought, he can get the girls now! And what happens? Along comes Aragorn, with his lank flowing hair, carefully sculpted stubble, and suspicioulsy large sword. There's no comparison there. What does Frodo have that can compete with that? A rather close relationship with his gardener and very hairy feet.