Dreamy

At 4am I wake up and think ‘That’s it! That’s the solution to world
peace and hunger! Now, shall I move the extra six inches for the
pen and write it down, or just try and remember? Nooo I’ll just
remember! Of course I'll remember! How can I forget an idea
as great as this.'

Never once have I ever remembered. Why? Why do I do it?! Just write them down you idiot, write them down! Mental note- stop making mental notes. Bah. The works of greatness I have lost... You'll never know, but trust me there are lots. Five at least.