Shop Till Drop

I'm in the Habitat, shopping for things I don't need or want, shopping with a safety net. What use could I ever have for an oversized mahogany salt shaker? None whatsoever! Even if it is only £12 reduced from £59? Wait a minute, that is a major saving... No! Ha ha! I pass it by! Here I can feed my window shopping cravings in perfect safety; let him gorge with abandon on reduced household furnishings and absorb the bargains to be found in assorted cushions. Housebound items hold no allure for me, I am the undomesticated one, I defy all the catalogues and renegade on my restyles.
You can tell can't you?