John Quixote

I'm thinking of changing my name, John just isn't cutting the mustard these days. I need something snappier, something to live up to the glory of the vanderput surname. Those are big boots to fill. Rufus? I could be a Rufus vanderput. Or I could go alliterative, vince, vinnie, vinnie vanderput? How about I use my initial: j vanderput? 'Sup j? Where you at j? Sounds pretty hip-hop eh! I like it! but... first letters are sooo kafka, and I need to be original here. What about frosty? Frosty vanderput? That could work... or Pi vanderput? Or! I could ditch conventions and take after my favourite place to eat: McVanderput! I could open a chain of McVanderput's, selling milkshakes, biscuits and sit-down bowls of cereal.