For joel

There is not much more depressing to me than that corporate mentality that seeks to squeeze every last drop of money possible from people and their vices. The kind of mind that one day looked around a nightclub and thought, now what aren't we charging for... and saw the toilet. I mean it's bleak, bleak that someone would think standing next to a sink with a paper towel a job worthy of a human life. And bleaker still that this darkened mind didn't stop there, but decided to charge this unfortunate soul for the privilege of doing it, for being a toilet butler. What's going on? It's a shit job! Literally! These guys have to pay to spend a whole night in the toilet! When that happens to me, I get pissed off that I paid for the curry! And they don't even get dinner! No wonder they charge so much when, like strippers, they have to pay a house fee to suffer indignity. So, with this in mind, sure, I can understand why they charge me a pound a go just to wash my hands. But even so, it's pretty pricey. To be honest, for one golden nugget, I expect some five star service, from start to finish. In fact, at that price, I don't even want to get my hands dirty, if you get my meaning. So Joel, my advice? You can do better.