Everyone wants to be Gavin

It eluded me for all those years; I did a degree in Computer Science, I worked in IT, nine to five, three years on the trot, I'm a Microsoft Certified Computer Engineer for pity's sake! And all the while I remained in the dark. Not anymore though, I've seen the truth: Software engineers are Buff! Go to the tube, gawp at the posters, ladies, quit looking in the army, get the hell out of the navy, the all new action man won't be saving the world, he'll be shopping in it, as long as it's the PC variety. Check out Gavin, he's a software engineer with the body of the Incredible Hulk, but in a more palatable shade of pink. Everyone wants to be Gavin, and the best part is... you can be! Just chow down on some MaxiTrain, ingest a little MuscleHustle, swallow those HunkyChunks, get the goodness of a thousand pigs down you, powdered, pasted, and ready mix into chalky shakes. 'Cos when all's said and done, nobody loves you if you're under 300lbs.