I'm not finished

You wanna be a careful with a mustache, cos you can start wearing a mustache, but let me tell you, it’s not long before that mustache is wearing you. Whoa, look at that piece of rectangular hair walking down the street! Hey square hair! Nice human on your ass! What I hate is when people call it a soup strainer. Hey, you like my soup strainer? Who needs a soup strainer?? Buy thinner soup.