Lint Removal
There is nothing more embarrassing than dumping a handful of change in a pretty girl's hand and realising that change contains pocket fluff. I don't know what it is about that fluff, but as you both stare at it, if you're me, a hideous need to unpick it from the coinage will overcome you and will you find yourself pawing at her digits in a bid to save face. And even though you know that there's really nothing that wrong with a bit of pocket fluff, you can't help but feel that, deep down, there really is.

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