Down with the Clown

When I was smaller, well younger anyway, on very rare occasions before school, my father used to take me to Ronald McDonald's for a Big Breakfast. Nothing could be bigger I thought! As I have grown older and wiser I have realised one dreadful thing: the clown lies! To me, to you, to us, he lies! That is no big breakfast! Sure you had your muffins, eggs, hash browns, sausage and a drink. That's a lot of food, no doubt. But what comes in the Sausage and Egg McMuffin meal eh? You've got your two muffins, sausage and hash browns in both deals, granted. And egg, some may say. Whoa there puppy! The Big Breakfast provides a filthy, weak, dirty grey scrambled egg, whereas a S & E McMuffin comes with a succulently poached egg; a quivering centerpiece. No contest. But wait a minute, there's more! The McMuffin quite blatantly has an ADDITIONAL SLICE OF CHEESE! Where's the cheese in a Big Breakfast hey?? Oh sure, the Big Breakfast meal comes with jam and butter, but you can request that free of charge if need be. Where's my additional source of protein, calcium, zinc, and vitamin B12? It's in the McMuffin meal, that's where!! I put it to you my reader, and the whole of mankind, that the Big Breakfast meal is smaller, less value, and downright infinitely more immoral than the wonder of a Sausage and Egg McMuffin meal. With Cheese.