Mistletoe and Whine

I know most of you will be buying me presents. Lots of presents. To help assist your generosity, I've provided a list of my top ten gifts, in no particular order:

• 89 pairs of Socks - (for the approaching Ice Age)
• A Puppy!! (Just for Christmas)
• Yan and the Pike by Jun Machida
• Anything Shiny
• Fashionable Clothes and Accessories
• Two Tickets for A Minute Too Late at the National
• The New Translation of Don Quixote
• A Cute Girl to take to A Minute Too Late
• A Gift Horse (with Mouth)
• World Peace or a Halloumi Sandwich (whatever's easiest)