Hot Air

Bagpipes. There's only one song there. Really, admit it. It's just one song. Everywhere I go, everyone I hear, it's the same song. It's a long song, sure, that's what's clever about it, but what there isn't is a sequel. And there's very little melody either, it's thinner on tune than an x factor finalist covering Rod Stewart. The more I hear the more I feel it's just a guy blowing air into a bag and squeezing it out through a weasel.