The story of a nobody

waitress: Is this your book?
vanderput: Yes.
waitress: Yours?
vanderput: Yes...
waitress: What- you wrote it?
vanderput: (beat) Sure.
waitress: So this is your name?
vanderput: Yep.
waitress: anton... chekov?
vanderput: Anton Chekov.
waitress: This photo doesn't look like you.
vanderput: It's not my real picture. I use a different one. So people don't recognise me.
waitress: Are you famous then?
vanderput: Very. So I don't want people coming up to me all day, asking if I'm chekov.
waitress: Wow, you must be really good?
vanderput: Overrated.