A Dentist By Any Other Name

So at the end of my last visit to the tooth-thief she suggested I make an appointment with the Hygenist. Now, when there's a white coat involved, I find it best to agree, so I booked myself in, and today walked into the Hygenist's clinic to find... my dentist! Honestly! They have a license to print money. So well, she did her hygenical thing, and as I was counting out more of my ever-depleting cash on to the reception desk, I noticed an advert for 'a special breath improvement clinic'. Not only that, but it's by appointment only! Appointment only! Oh that would be bleak, if at the end of my next check up, she leant over and said, 'by the way...'