Chicken Feed

There is nothing I hate more than change, I refuse to accept it, which, to be honest, makes paying for low-cost items with large bills an issue. But the reality is life is changing exponentially, evolving and morphing like a ninja turtle in a radiation leak. Even the changers get left behind, as change informs the change, creating the need for change, and we enter a downward spiral of progression. No one knows where it will stop because no-one can remember who started it. Progress is regress, retro the new past, history is past it's sell-by date, vintage is in, second-hand is out, cool is over, death is the new life and life is good; we've never had it better. We can't settle down for one season without being out of fashion the next. There's no point trying to accept this, the very act is a sign that it's too late for you.