Sunday, September 12, 2004

Cue

Please, it's been bugging me for ages now, I need to know; what is the point of the letter ‘Q’? I mean really, what is the point? It has to be one of the most useless concepts ever created by anyone anywhere ever. Why is it so pointless? Because you can’t use the damn letter by itself! You have to stick a ‘u’ next to it. What is a point of a letter you can't use on it's own? It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. You wouldn’t get that in maths; you don't have to put a 6 after a 7 do you? No! Because it's a rubbish idea that no logical person would ever even remotely conceive of, let alone allow it to infiltrate their wonderful system of numeric finesse. Aside from wasps, it is just about the most uselessly pointless piece of point on this whole pointlessly useless planet. Why doesn’t it just make the 'kwa' sound on it's own? I mean what noise does a Q make? It's kuh! Just make it kwa, and scrap this useless need for u! Now, I know some pedantic pedants will come back at me saying you can use it at the end of words, like Iraq for example, but purrrlease! Iraq rhymes with bark so just grow up and use an 'rk'!