Should I be somewhere else?

So Resolutions. It's traditional at this time of year, and thus a good reason to ironically rebel and come up with a new and original twist on the whole concept in general. Ha! So... Um? Damnit. New and Original is quite hard to do. What about New Year Revolutions? Revelations? Elocutions? That would be a good one; words I plan to say correctly next year. Ok ok, so I'll just give you my resolutions. Hmph.

1. Eat mince pies all year round.
2. Jog every day no matter how much it makes my knees bleed.
3. Write the first great novel of the 21st century.
4. Wake up in time to eat breakfast.
5. Become a poet.
6. Wear more hats, especially Trilby types.
7. Write the second great novel of the 21st century.
8. Try to say 'Seventh' properly (as apposed to 'sevenf or sethenth').
9. Become a singer.
10. Learn how to drive (hmm that's quite a sensible one).