So Please Amuse Me

According to my inbox, the world is full of many kind and thoughtful people, people like Elsie Grubbs or Giovanni Short, who each take a few selfless seconds out of every minute to send me an email offering a variety of mortgages, medication and porn. Recently these lovely people have also included 3 or 4 lines of unusual text at the bottom, apparently pulled at random. I've collated a few of them and arranged them into a sort of spam-mail-collage-poem-thing:

I have to do something at school.
there are times when I come home and I haven't slept in 30 hours
and I have to do something at school
and I haven't slept in 30 hours
and there are times
when i come home
and i haven't slept
in 30 hours...

We brought our blankets to sleep in the car
and it gets more power and better road manners.

so write me dear.
for the future is my hope
to have a friendship with a so great guy like you
I make a little present to you.
my schoolgirl Vera was shipped to her older sister

but beware of a silent dog and still water
the lines snaked two thirds of the way down the main concourse
in both directions the lines snaked down

i'm a 4 wheeldrive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.
i am busy, no thank you, go above
to be a stud press here.