Birthday Girl

At work tonight a woman turned 90. That is quite an innings. Her family celebrated by throwing her a surprise party... Now, surely, at that age, the last thing you need is a surprise. 'SURPRISE!!' [thud] 'Err, mum?' It wouldn't be cool. Unless of course... and, well, I don't really want to say this... but maybe a few of them are trying to... hurry along the natural process, if catch my meaning, to speed up the circle of life. I mean if you make it to 90, you're gonna want to hang around until the hundred, if only for the telegram, and ten years is a long time to wait.