The Perfect Mother

I am never impressed with hypnotists. So they make a man cluck like a chicken, and a woman bark like a dog? So what? They did that at my drama school. Surely if these powers are genuine, they would be put to better use. Hypnotising babies for example. Little Petey been crying for hours? Fed him, changed him, bathed him, and fed him again? None of it worked? Pass him here... click! out like a light. Wakes every morning at 5am to wail for two hours? Not anymore, snap, and sleep!