The Daily Lift

The most impatient button in the world is the close-doors button in an elevator. It saves you all of two seconds, but once you press it that first time, you can't stop. Must ascend faster, you think, and soon enough your jabbing that button like it's a malfunctioning cashpoint. How quickly do you need to get there? I think when you die they should add up all the time you saved closing the doors on the way to your office, and compare it to the time you spent forwarding hilarious emails once you arrived in that cubicle of death.